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Sunday, July 14, 2013

Tomb Raider: Legend

Tomb Raider is actualy first Tomb Raider game i finished! :D It actualy brought me back ti TR gaming after i uninstalted TRAOD few years earlier. Story was FANTASTIC -The legend of King Arthur's Excallibur! I finished this TR so many freaking times! It never gets old! I know every single enemy,dialog... I know how to use glitches and even tried TRF Fly. Levels were realy exceitening and graphics were fantastic! Lara was looking awesome (only a bit smaller boobies). Characters are realy great and interesting! They even brought Winston, Lara's faitfull buttler. They got back Croft Manor (Lara's Home) but it looked more like Croft Manor from movie, nothing like classic Croft Manor. Only think i don't like about this game is that it is kinda easy and short. They could've made bigger levels and more puzzles (even though theres more puzzles in it then in new TR).Soundtrack was awesome,exceitening,fitting the each level ambient. I rate this game 9.5 out of 10 Winston's teacups,only because of shortness. :)

Saturday, July 13, 2013

Smosh's Magic Wipes/Dissapointmen?

If you didn't know, im huge Smosh fan. I'm subscribede on every posible Smosh youtube channel. Sometimes they have hilarious videos that i watch for huundreds of times! But, sometimes they are just funny. Like this one. Smosh is realy slowlly dieing... Cmon' Ian and Anthony, if you need more time to make great video, take more time! Don't post something just funny every friday, we can wait a little bit longer for better and funnier video! Some of theirs videos like, Japnese Titanic,AC3 Ultimate Song, If (somethign) was real... are awesome! Looks like they are getting out of hilarious ideas... I hope they will do something about it.
Anyway, here's this week video. Enoj :) I rate this video 4 out of 10 pokeballs! Sorry guys...

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Tomb Raider III Adventures of Lara Croft

This Tomb Raider game is first Tomb Raider game I've ever played. I saw my friends sister playing it once i was in kindergarten, next day i asked my parents to buy me that awesome game with girl jumping around the house. We went to the shop,bought the game and as soon as i came back home, i instaled it. First thing i played was Lara's Home. When i saw that buttler with those farting sounds with him saying something like "Oreo". I would be stuck in Lara's Home for hours trying to explore and practice her moves. I even discoverd way to get rid of buttler- THE FRIDGE! Buahahah... Yeah, when I finaly deceited to try playing real game i was realy realy scared is something gona jump out and that stuff..I remember being stucked on TR3 level for few YEARS cause i didn't want to continue. Reson was the first tiger in the game. I would be so nervous while crossing the river that i didn't even kill tiger i would just jump and do nothing. Second reason was I didn't know how to save. Only few things i knew how to say in English in that time... Once my older cousin came to help me. He menaged to kill the tiger,and almost finished first level.He saved. I was still realy scared to play. I never played that game again untill 2011. I finshed that game since then, like, hunderds of times! I can now do speedrun and everythign. I even downloaded FYL patch which is realy funny to use. When i play those older TR games, everyone says like "Dude, why do you play them? The grahics are awful!". I just don't care how game looks! That graphic was revolutionary in that time! I will never stop playing this awesome game! Try this game, you will not regret! :)
I rate this game 10 out of 10 pistols!

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darkness

If you don't know im big fan of Tomb Raider series and Lara is one of my wives. Yes. I kow it's been 10 years since this game came out. but this game will always be in my heart. Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darkness is second TR game I've ever played. I was 6 years old. I remeber reaching the top of the bulding at the first level and I didn't know how to finish the level. After few days i uninstaled the game and never played it again until 2011. That was the year i finished the game. Story was on of he best TR stories, characters were realy intersting and different (I will never forget Janice-the local prostitute), music was GENIUS! The music was briliant,every level had its own background theme that was realy fiting to the ambient. Graphics were realy good for that time. But one thing was a tiny little problem for me, the controls! They were realy complicated and Lara was moving kinda slowly and buggy , but i got used to them realy soon and I didn't have big problems about the controls. In few levels there are policemen and guards that me and my friend NaNo, who was watching me playing on skype, called Prostu. Everytime they see you they say something like "Am blam tlam PROSTU" and that was realy funny to us. Yet another thing in this game that i like is Lara's Humor. "If i had a coconut everytime some lunatic said something like that." That Lara said to one of the characters in conversation, since then i realy often like to use word "Coconut".  I will not spoil game for you if you didn't play it, but if you are thinking about getting one, BUY IT! It is realy epic!
I rate this game 9.5 out of 10 coconuts! 9.5 only because of the controls...  :D (This is my first post ever,so..)